Our preferred method of contact is handwritten letter delivered by pigeon post. We have a thing for birds. But hey, it’s the twenty-first century, so go ahead – drop us an email.
Unless you work for the Vatican. In that case, show some compassion and just stick with the goddamn pigeons…
We reserve the sole right to make full use of the best hate mail we receive. So, if you think you can be outrageous, wickedly witty, and full of righteous indignation go ahead and hit us with your best shot! (God bless you, Britney Baby…) R-rated four-letter words are expected and much appreciated; we find them quite endearing. Dumb abbreviations (such as FU, G2H, GDU, etc.), which do not follow the Chicago Manual of Style, will be ignored.
To conclude: by sending us your hate-filled masterpiece, you are implicitly giving us permission to republish it in perpetuity, in any and all forms of media currently existing or not yet invented, throughout the known universe. (Our lawyer put this last phrase in: “throughout the known universe…” Really, Bob? As if one day there will be a dude chillin’ on Uranus reading our GD-comic? Who the f@%k writes like this? Jesus…).
